Fun: Mathematical ProofsProof: Women are EvilIt is well-known theorem that time = money We also know that money is the root of all evil, or expressed mathematically: money = sqrt(evil) Furthermore, we know that the number of women you get is basically your amount of time multiplied with your amount of money: women = time * money Putting the first equation into the third one leads to women = money2 and by application of the second equation (money2=evil) we find that women = evil In other words: Women are evil. Q.E.D. Proof: The less you know the more you earnTwo important facts of life are time = money knowledge = power On the other hand, power is work divided by time, power = work / time Putting the first two equations into the third one and solving the result for money, we find that money = work / knowledge This tells us two things you always knew: The more you work, the more money you get and, more importantly, the less you know the more earn! Q.E.D.
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